• If #Olympics come in 500million under budget can we each have a free torch? #
  • Nice to see MPs faffing about calling each other liars whilst the country sinks in an ocean of debt. #letsscorepoints #
  • I couldn't care a monkeys willy about Hunt and Murdoch. It's the economy stupid. Who said that? Apart from me just then. #countryfirst #
  • Why do I get charged for texts to an O2 number? Thought I got unlimited free texts on this @O2 payg plan. They're not even received 🙁 #
  • Not bothering to top up monthly on @O2 payg anymore. Don't get the free unlimited texts as promised. Swizz #
  • "@jjedmondson: Woo. Passed chapter 9 of my #Cisco #CCNA guess i should think about booking the certification now."–hey well done. #
  • Feel sorry for security guys sitting with their backs to the game. Just waiting for the inevitable ball on the back of the bonce. #Euro2012 #
  • Come on Holland you can do this. #Euro2012 #