• Turn the street lights off @BBCShaneonair and then tie an #Olympic torch to it. Easy. #
  • Lots of sheep and horses involved in the opening of the #Olympics
    So take a bucket and spade. #olympics2012 #
  • Artificial rain at the #Olympics opening!
    Are they mad? #
  • I could do with a substitution when I'm mowing the lawn. #Euro2012 #
  • They go down too easily. All he did was kick his head. #Euro2012 #
  • Second half coming up. I wonder if the ref knows that there's a guy at the back of the stand who hasn't had a yellow card yet. #Euro2012 #
  • Maybe the 'say no to racism' sign should be in languages other than English. #Euro2012 #
  • Greece tried hard in the second half. #Euro2012 #
  • Don't know whether to watch the players or the fans in the Poland v Russia match. #Euro2012 #