• Raining in Coventry. That's the cricket done for if it continues. #EngvWI #
  • Just had my browser hijacked. Kept showing @BBCNews middle east with a video from Syria. Dunno which spammy app it was. Only downloaded 2 #
  • Suppose these days mobile phones are *the* target for naughty people. #
  • Have to change my profile. People think I'm a pornographer and I keep getting followed by big busty women. And when I say big I mean huge. #
  • Getting brighter now. Can't Bell come out in the drizzle and knock 5 sixes? #EngvWI #
  • Scooby doo a goal #Euro2012 #
  • Bum #Euro2012 #
  • Any chance of us being awarded a few free kicks ref? #Euro2012 #
  • What's that? The referees a banker? #Euro2012 #
  • No please. Not Henderson. I'm not a fan. #Euro2012 #
  • Yep. He's French. #Euro2012 #
  • Okay result but we were playing 12 men. #Euro2012 #
  • This USB cable is described as 1m in length. Does that mean it's one mile long? WOW! #