• Driving examiners strike coming up. Got my test out the way years ago. Those were the days, with a chap walking in front carrying a flag. #
  • Well I've turned up for the #jubileeconcert but there's nobody here. It was 11:30 wasn't it? #
  • Did Prince Charles just turn to Prince Harry and say "Is this the right place?" #StPauls #
  • Good job I'm not at the #jubilee dinner. I wouldn't know which knife to eat my peas with. #
  • I'll have to get some #jubilee mugs over the next few days. #
  • I hope somebody remembered to bring a camera and take a few snaps at the #jubilee events. #
  • Yay for a new Rebus book from @Beathhigh #
  • Transit of #Venus images look like a black dot on an orange blob. I get the same effect looking at a lit lightbulb then at my orange cushion #
  • Not everybody is on Facebook @natgeowild
    Can't read your links. #
  • This game could be a rain decided draw. Might as well rest the teams and let the various commentators play. #EngvWI #
  • Sodding ink refills cost more than the printer. Should just buy a new printer and sling the old one. #
  • Because of all the rain a new law out tomorrow says that everybody must drink at least 20 gallons a day to reduce reservoir levels. #drought #
  • Do I drink a 500ml bottle of 5% beer or two 330ml cans of 9% beer? #decisions #
  • Eric Idle on TV. He's the spitting image of @BumbleCricket #
  • That Visage cover @BBCShaneonair is terrible. Ideal for our Eurovision entry next year. #
  • Finished 'The Impossible Dead' by @Beathhigh
    Okay, but I don't like Fox & co. Bit like Biggles & co. Sorry. At least Rebus is mentioned. #
  • I love the smell of wet dog in the morning. #
  • Anybody looked out the window to see how the ground is? #EngvWI #
  • Why are the majority of headphones round when ears are oval? #puzzled #
  • Waiting for a delivery of dog food. Even the dog is looking out of the window. #
  • Greece will have about 3 players left on the field the way its going. #Euro2012 #
  • Amazing how teams down to 10 men score goals. Maybe England should only play 10. #getintheway #Euro2012 #
  • Our new 6 hour national anthem should wear down the opposition on Monday. #
  • Its Saturday again. Didn't we have one of these last week? #
  • I've just seen the sun. Unbelievable. #sun #
  • Google+ don't believe my last name is 1037.
    🙂 #
  • "@Beathhigh: Always nice to start the day by reading a lengthy article in The Scotsman telling me not to bring Rebus back…." Ignore them! #
  • Dog you've been outside and gotten a cold wet nose. Stop wiping it on my hand. #
  • Germany v Portugal now. Who do I cheer for? #Euro2012 #
  • Blue skies with a few wispy clouds. Suns out too. Looks a good day for #EngvWI #
  • Had to put my sunhat on to avoid sunstroke. Where's the factor 20? #
  • Looks like a draw most likely now. Or WI could win. #EngvWI #
  • Well done Tino. Superb performance and you did great to get so close. All-rounder now #TinoBest #EngvWI #