• This game could be a rain decided draw. Might as well rest the teams and let the various commentators play. #EngvWI #
  • Sodding ink refills cost more than the printer. Should just buy a new printer and sling the old one. #
  • Because of all the rain a new law out tomorrow says that everybody must drink at least 20 gallons a day to reduce reservoir levels. #drought #
  • Do I drink a 500ml bottle of 5% beer or two 330ml cans of 9% beer? #decisions #
  • Eric Idle on TV. He's the spitting image of @BumbleCricket #
  • That Visage cover @BBCShaneonair is terrible. Ideal for our Eurovision entry next year. #
  • Finished 'The Impossible Dead' by @Beathhigh
    Okay, but I don't like Fox & co. Bit like Biggles & co. Sorry. At least Rebus is mentioned. #