• According to @BBCNews the #Olympic torch went out. I was stunned. Bet the Government have set up COBRA. #shoulduseecobulbs #
  • Dog found some fox poo in the field and decided to rub her head in it. Dirty doggy.
    I should have told those people who patted her. 🙂 #
  • Well played WI made a good game of it and really tried hard. #EngvWI #
  • Roach and Broad for men of the match. #EngvWI #
  • This cake must be nice. A wasp has given it its seal of approval. #
  • So if you have rubbish in your garden like pizza boxes or old fridge #council can fine you £100.
    So people will just dump it over the fence. #
  • Sorry @Number10gov but if you allow councils to fine people with rubbish in their gardens they'll just flytip. #moneymakingscam #
  • Somebody dumped a shoe in my garden so I suppose the rubbish police will fine me now. Guess where the shoes going? Wheeeeeee #
  • I'm all tense now and I've only got as far as the front page of the Daily Mail. #
  • Suns come out but where have I put my water bottle? #
  • A moth just landed on my nose. #excitingday #
  • Well I know what one mosquito had for lunch today.
    Me! #
  • Seems it's not #badgers who spread #TB in cattle but a liver fluke carried by snails. Course culling the badgers lets the developers in. #
  • I bet when that lady on the plane announced she was carrying an implanted bomb all the men looked at her boobs. Its a reflex action isn't it #
  • Unfair that a couple of horses were banned from the #Olympics for using banned substances. Surely they have a defence. It was forced on them #
  • Queen Victorias diaries have been put online.
    I bet she's not amused. #
  • This lettuce only feeds half a man. I'm told it'll be okay for me then.
    🙁 http://t.co/SFmMtBUz #
  • Nothing wrong #Greece leaving Eurozone. Revert to what it was like before the #Eurozone
    EU officials just worried about losing their jobs. #
  • Just dosed the dog with flea treatment. Got more on me than the dog. #
  • "@BumbleCricket: A bird has just shat on me outside the Trip to Jerusalem !"–did you get her name? #
  • I've been left out of the team again! #EngvWI #
  • Oh no. Its Bresnans 13th test. #EngvWI #
  • No "teabags" required today. Nice and warm. #EngvWI #
  • About to start reading "The Impossible Dead" pback by @Beathhigh when I realised I wanted to read 1st book "The Complaints". Good old Kindle #
  • What to watch on tv this evening? #Eurovision song contest or Norway v England #football game? Nil points Eurovision. #
  • Well played Sammy. Good 100 #EngvWI #
  • Thought this #Olympic torch carrying stuff was supposed to be done by the general public,unknowns, not "celebrities? #
  • Serbia song was good. #eurovision #
  • One of six blackbirds fledged from the nest yesterday. It launched itself across the garden and landed slap on the dogs back. Dog surprised. #