• Nice without the rain. http://t.co/RwNhAKzH #
  • Lots of mozzies about though. They think I'm dinner. #
  • I have to keep her on the lead otherwise she gets home an hour before me. http://t.co/khtkfE4v #
  • The only place I can hear the stereo properly in 5.1 is from the dogs side of the sofa. This is going to be a battle of wills I can't win. #
  • Actually I think its more a case of any seat I want to sit in is the dogs seat. #
  • I was given extra round peas which is why they rolled across the tablecloth and a spud dropped off my fork and did a bellyflop in the gravy. #
  • The #Olympic flame is being flown into the UK. Be cheaper to buy a box of matches from a corner shop in London. #
  • With my adsl ISP giving me 306Kbps down and 406Kbps up I think it would be cheaper to use my O2 mobile as a wifi hub at 3.5Mbps / 1.4Mbps #
  • Easy day for @bbcnews today. Just plonk the #Mladic trial on and stick their feet up. Should dock their pay. Bet they're asleep. #
  • Just had to switch tv off. There's only so long you can watch Mervyn King for before your brain dissolves. #
  • Just saw the #apprentice for the first time ever. What a load of crap. Never gonna get that hour back now. #
  • I can't help but feel that the #BBC have shares in Facebook. Whatever that is. #
  • Costs 15p to get voicemail from some idiot who's rung the wrong number and not displayed his own no. Not fair @O2
    Many more I'll be skint. #
  • I seem to have been left off the invite list to the Queens do. #
  • I think the @bbcnews clock is running fast. #
  • Taxviper blog post: Who's this Moody guy who keeps downgrading everybody. http://t.co/jkGSdrsr #
  • Paper cut. Paramedics! http://t.co/51wF7Rug #
  • Amazing how some 24/7 news channels only post news to their sites 9-5 Mon to Fri. No politicians about to idolise I suppose. #
  • That blind Chinese activist has been "heading" to the US all day now. How long does it take? Is he walking there? #
  • Wonder how much food and drink is consumed each day at Lords? Some people must starve themselves for weeks before going. #EngvWI #
  • Somebody should create a Facebook like app for us paranoids where nobody speaks to anybody and everybody is called anonymous. Plus no ads. #
  • We're never gonna get Chanderpaul out. #EngvWI #
  • But Marlon will do though. Good knock. #EngvWI #