• With torrential rain and 70 mph winds just make sure you don't use your hosepipe. #hosepipeban #globalwarming #
  • If you get flooded out in a #hosepipeban area and use a hosepipe to bale out I bet the #hosepipeban police will fine you a £1000. Plus #vat #
  • The dogs ball. Shame she can't go out and play with it. She'd get washed away. http://t.co/STBntnsn #
  • Watching #TheVoiceUK for first time (thought I'd tuned in Poirot) but keep waiting for Dale Winton to pop up shouting 'bring on the wall!'. #