• “@DiscoveryUK: Today don't say LOL instead laugh out loud #myadventure €–LOL #
  • So that must be the password that tells Skynet to make it rain for weeks. "hosepipe ban" #
  • LOL
    See, I said it again. #
  • Environment Agency asks "Have you got a water butt?"
    No it's the way my jeans ruck up. #
  • They (EA) recommend having a water butt in this drought. I have one but it's under water. It floated off down the road again into the lake. #
  • I'm starting to get paranoid about the fact that I'm not paranoid about anything. #
  • “@jjedmondson: @norm1037 norm can you find 4 and make a raft?”–I could use wheelybins. I have enough of 'em. #
  • New camera came today but I've been rained in all day. There's only so many shots of a bowl of fruit you can take. #