• If it wasn't for the panic buying of petrol we'd have been in recession.
    How convenient. Almost designed that way. #
  • So the UK hasn't landed a giraffe on the moon after all? It really was a dream. I reckon the cheese was off. #
  • Amazing. An MI6 man is found dead in a zipped and padlocked sports bag and they call it suicide. Somebody's telling porkies. #
  • Parrot fight in Dominica in #WIvAus match. #