• Trouble is when I throw my teddy out the pram the dog fetches it back! #
  • 1 of 40 websites transferred to the new VPS. I think the old provider has switched to a 56k modem! #
  • I hope I've sat on some Easter egg and not had a trouser accident. #
  • It hasn't stopped raining since the water companies declared their ban on hosepipes. #shouldkeepquiet #
  • Now I like mod_php and I like suphp. But which one's better? There's only one way to find out. FIGHT!! #with_acks_to_HarryHill_TVB #
  • Plop!
    The sound of my biscuit going for a swim in my tea. #