• First grass cutting of the year. It's a slippery slope now spring is on the way. Wanted to buy a goat but they're not selective eaters. #
  • I wonder what's next after vinyl,cassette,cd,DVD,digital downloads?
    Something pea shaped that you stick in your ear to listen to music maybe #
  • The iPea? Would go well with your iPod. An album would come as a tin or packet of peas. #
  • Out walking the dog and some bloke in a van asks me if I want to buy a foam mattress!
    Yeah I'll just strap it to my back. #impulsebuying #
  • I might have to get an iPad 3 then? How to hide it in the finances though. #
  • 9 out of 10 people haven't read about Googles new "privacy policy". How did they do that? I'm still clicking to get rid of those messages. #
  • Don't know if Google know too much about us but I just got an email to say my boiled egg is ready and the toasts done. #
  • Where did that nice weather go? Who stole it? Own up. #
  • Actually as I speak @jjedmondson the sun as come out. Somebody heard my plea.
    Oh it's gone in again!
    Peg yourself up on the line to dry out. #
  • The suns out! The suns in. It's out again.Now it's in again. Look it's out now. Noooo it's gone in..
    Wait I think I'm watching a lighthouse! #
  • I should go back to bed I'm in such a bad mood. I've even had an argument with myself. I think it was a draw. #
  • It's the rain. It's driving me doo lally tap. #
  • Watching these F1 channel trailers I can't help but feel there's a bluebottle trapped in a jar being used as the sound effects. Wheeeeeee #
  • Snowing in Oxford and Milton Keynes ? What! #
  • Dear Dog,
    When I offer you a biscuit you're not supposed to take my *#%%*! thumb off. #
  • Sounds like my song.
    "Failure by Skinny" #
  • Taxviper blog post: Sounds like my song.
    "Failure… http://t.co/FJEShYDI #