• Spanish Fly? I thought that was an annoying tune? #
  • Changed my profile icon. Less art deco more …. art dicko
    I'm getting there. #
  • Nice plate of pancakes for lunch. #
  • A water company yesterday said if it rained now for 6 weeks we'd not have a drought. It's raining today! #
  • Thank you mr leaky rollerball pen. Just what I needed. Inky fingers. Inky face. Inky tablecloth. Inky dog. Then I went for a wee. Guess what #
  • “@BumbleCricket: Might ask What's your favourite cheese?”–yes do it 🙂 #
  • How can that moth that likes Chardonnay leaves in Italy be a new species? It must have had a mother and father? #
  • Dear ad in paper with Qcode. You assume:
    A, I have a Qcode readable phone.
    B, I have a phone.
    C, I care that much to check your website #
  • Time to blitz some of my domains. I've far too many. Some registrars could go bust when I start offloading. #
  • I may just keep http://t.co/Nfa94ysh though. For the kudos. #
  • Can't believe MP's are spending £30,000 a year on #fig plants (well I can).
    Whats wrong with a 2 pound brolly? #
  • The March 2012 edition of @pcplusmag seems to be printed on cardboard. Very nice edition but it's sucked all the oil out of my hands. #
  • I'm thinking of buying the painting "The Scream" for 50 million but does that include post and packing? Hopefully it'll be free p&p. #
  • finished GCHQ by Richard Aldrich
    It was okay. http://t.co/80eys7qf #Kindle #
  • It may be sunny but it's cold. I can't even type now. #
  • My NAS streams songs with hardly a gap. I don't have time to change air guitars for air piano let alone air drums. #