• This is a live tweet from my toilet. #hazardouswaste #
  • Run out of paper. May have to use the back of the dog.
    Ah found a refill. #grippingstuff #
  • All finished. Washing hands.
    But what am I typing with?
    Yes. My nose. #
  • The Sunday Sun? That's a catchy name. #
  • Many people walking about holding a mobile phone to their ears that I think in time humans will evolve to have mobile phones instead of ears #