• Who's this #GrahamBLVD group? They've made a lot of cover records. No mention in Wikipedia though. #
  • Some strange folk on this Twitter thing. #
  • For every person who agrees somebody will disagree. It's like Yin and Yang, matter and anti-matter,fish and chips. #
  • So there's a knighthood going spare now? I'll have it. #
  • Listening to Leonard Cohens' "Old Ideas". Where's my noose?
    Actually it's okay.
    I'd turn the lights down low but I stubbed my toe last time. #
  • Grail has taken video of the far side of the Moon but I was up there last year and thought it a bit stark with no trees at all. #
  • All I have to do is carefully lift out this tiny screw with tweezers…
    <WOOF WOOF> <SQUEAK>
    Aaaargh thanks dog. No I'm not playing tuggie. #
  • Waiting for #uksnow #
  • Is that snow?
    No it's dandruff from a scratty pigeon sitting on the chimney. #uksnow #
  • Cold.: http://t.co/DGcRZEFi #
  • Is that snow on the window? No just bird poo. #
  • Well snow was ordered for 14:08 but it's still not arrived. Must be using the same dodgy couriers I seem to get. #
  • I turn my back for a second and the snow sneaks down. #
  • Snows up to the dogs back in Cov. Well it was when she rolled in it. #snowdog in the #uksnow #
  • Snow melting away. Drip drip drip drip…

    I confess. I did it.

    (effects of Chinese water torture) #

  • The snow on the roof is just waiting for me to poke my head out. Then plop!! #