• Waiting for #uksnow #
  • Is that snow?
    No it's dandruff from a scratty pigeon sitting on the chimney. #uksnow #
  • Cold.: http://t.co/DGcRZEFi #
  • Is that snow on the window? No just bird poo. #
  • Well snow was ordered for 14:08 but it's still not arrived. Must be using the same dodgy couriers I seem to get. #
  • I turn my back for a second and the snow sneaks down. #
  • Snows up to the dogs back in Cov. Well it was when she rolled in it. #snowdog in the #uksnow #