• Just thawing the dog out. She only went outside for ten minutes and got frozen to the ground. #
  • Well I missed out on a #GoldenGlobes again. My part as Dick Whittingtons cat when I was 8 was stunning as well. #
  • Just what we need as the plants come into bud a big freeze. #
  • Be a good night for alien UFOs to land with us all stargazing live. #
  • Nobody caught that six in the stand.
    Must be more cricket commentators than crowd in Dubai. #PakvEng #
  • The #Gibson enquiry into torture has been scrapped because of fresh Police probes!
    Hope they're not electric probes. #
  • That sliced chicken in the fridge is only a day over its sell-by. Should be safe to eat. It's not moving about anyway. #
  • Well that Prof. Cox has cheered me up. We're all doomed to a universe of nothingness. Not even a Tescos left. #