• I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold.
    Pity snot isn't like Oil. I'd be a billionaire. A snottygarch. #
  • The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂 #
  • Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to stand where nobody stands anyway just to show its windy. We know! #wastedmoney #
  • My hooter is bright red. Who needs a torch?
    Six cars stopped in front of me waiting for me to turn green when I crossed the road. #
  • With my cold affected deep husky voice women will swoon at my feet when I speak. They like that sort of thing don't they? And, sweaty vests. #
  • So Christmas is officially over now? #
  • Just two boxes of mince pies left. Thank goodness. #
  • Christmas lights always arrive neatly packaged but when putting them away I can never achieve the same neat look. #
  • Anybody else getting JavaScript errors on Napster new release page. It's the stand alone version 4.6.2.8 GB. @Napster_UK #
  • #SoupLaw Is there an undiscovered law of #Physics Why is soup attracted to a clean tee shirt? Maybe CERN should investigate using the #LHC #
  • Adverts on the #WorldService No!!
    It'll be be full of 'Go compare' or 'seemples'. #
  • UK transport crippled.
    "It's just the wrong kind of #nosnow " #
  • Where's my dinner? #