• I could be a stand-in for Rudolph the red nosed reindeer. Damn cold.
    Pity snot isn't like Oil. I'd be a billionaire. A snottygarch. #
  • The winds have blown all the dead leaves from my lawn into the neighbours garden. Oh dear. 🙂 #
  • Bit of bad weather so @BBCNews trot out their reporters to stand where nobody stands anyway just to show its windy. We know! #wastedmoney #