• If it takes 1 man 5 days to dig 1 hole how long will it take half a man to dig half a hole? #ChristmasQuiz #
  • 3 astronauts heading for the #ISS to bring crew up to 6. They'll be happy. The doubles ping-pong competition was a nightmare with just 3. #
  • We three kings of Orient are.
    Bearing gifts we travel a far.
    Laa de daa and diddly Doo
    Wobbly wibbly wot not.

    That'll be a quid please. #