• Time for a quick play of Christmas by Michael Bublé. #
  • These cheese biscuits must be slimming. I have to walk into the kitchen each time to get one. #
  • Where's all the unadulterated filth on Tv gone? Mary Whitehouse wouldn't be impressed. #
  • I reckon the drone the Iranians think they shot down is the Russian Mars probe #PhobosGrunt that didn't make it out of Earth orbit. #