Archive for December, 2011
Saturday, December 31st, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-12-31
Where's my knighthood? Just because I didn't give a bung. If I'd have won the lotto I would have done. # I'd settle for an MBE or a CBE. What about a swimming certificate or an egg and spoon race winners medal? # I did put 50p in the hat of that bloke and his […]
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
All very well #coldcalling but…
All very well #coldcalling but when you speak in Hindi you ain’t got much chance of flogging me anything. I speak a few words of Klingon.
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
I did put 50p in the hat of th…
I did put 50p in the hat of that bloke and his dog playing the fiddle and only took out 30p change. (bloke was playing fiddle not dog)
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
I’d settle for an MBE or a CBE…
I’d settle for an MBE or a CBE. What about a swimming certificate or an egg and spoon race winners medal?
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Saturday, December 31st, 2011
Where’s my knighthood? Just be…
Where’s my knighthood? Just because I didn’t give a bung. If I’d have won the lotto I would have done.
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Friday, December 30th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-12-31
The Avios advert is interesting but I can't see the point of a flying whisk. # Be glad when we're into 2012 so we don't get any more of those useless boring "review of the year" programmes on TV. #pointless stuff. # This Stilton looks a bit frisky and furry. Could have swore it was […]
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Friday, December 30th, 2011
This Stilton looks a bit frisk…
This Stilton looks a bit frisky and furry. Could have swore it was a piece of Chedder last week.
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Friday, December 30th, 2011
Be glad when we’re into 2012 s…
Be glad when we’re into 2012 so we don’t get any more of those useless boring “review of the year” programmes on TV. #pointless stuff.
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Friday, December 30th, 2011
The Avios advert is interestin…
The Avios advert is interesting but I can’t see the point of a flying whisk.
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Thursday, December 29th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-12-29
Tesco put #eastereggs on sale on Boxing Day. They said it was because of customer demand. Own up. Who asked for Easter eggs at Christmas? # Dear spammer, The word is Facebook not Faecbook! Perhaps you were thinking how shitty you are? #