• I just fancy a bar of nougat. My teeth don't though. #
  • Are #cern enlarging the #lhc into my garden or have I got moles? #
  • Nice sunny day walking in the fields. Kept being head butted by Red Admirals. They should be hibernating shouldn't they? Or emigrating to US #
  • I think those Red Admirals were laying their eggs on the winter kale. Little tinkers. #
  • Hopefully the takeover of #NorthernRock by #Virgin will see the end of those crass "Q this side" signs. #
  • Trance mini mix?
    My speakers are hopping about like mad. Whoa come back here. #
  • I hate it when I leave my specs upstairs. I could be tweeting a load of rubbish or even be in the wrong house. #
  • Whatever happened to toasted sandwich machines? I think I used one once. #
  • Where's our Amazon Fire? @AmazonUK
    Or do we ask @KindleUK ? #
  • So we're gonna join the Euro? Better get them bags of pennies banked and give the sofa a good going over. #
  • Brilliant win for Liverpool over Chelsea. 2-1 #LFC #