• I thought we'd had the #Olympics already? So what was I watching?
    Oh it was the Olympics in Berlin 1936. I wondered why it was in B&W. #
  • Think I'll have a QR code tattooed on my bum. It could be my personal details then when I'm asked to ID myself I could drop my trousers. #
  • finished The Gathering Darkness (The Fourth Awakening Series) by Rod Pennington
    Reasonable 2/5 http://t.co/gjleFtKK #Kindle #
  • In Victorian times with several post deliveries daily people exchanged messages on postcards. Sort of Twitter forerunner. #NothingsNew #
  • US announce there's no such thing as ET on earth. Green furry blob with 3 eyes and 9 legs also admits US has no knowledge of #alien visitors #
  • I'm sure this house music was playing when I saw some porn films. I mean when this friend I knew was watching them. Err he told me about it. #
  • I sometimes feel like a stalker.
    But I couldn't eat a whole one. #
  • Well I've done something wrong. Even the dogs glaring at me. Nobody's birthday is it? Anniversaries? Flies undone? #
  • Oh noes! Got caught by a Christmas advert. Couldn't get the remote from under the whale in time. #
  • finished The Eighth Scroll by Dr. Laurence B. Brown. Okay. 3/5 http://t.co/ny99gA74 #Kindle #
  • Ah the mails come. Here we go. Dog is assisting in carrying it in. Soggy letter ends again with a hint of teeth marks. #
  • This wafer thin cut beef is okay but I need an electron microscope and delicate instruments just to pick it up off the plate. #
  • Just put a new long life bulb in the garden light. Supposed to last 6 years. Only lasted 2 years. Cheap PRC rubbish. #