• nPower have been fined £2 million for complaints failures. I suppose that'll mean the customers bill will be going up to pay the fine. #
  • “@finnysteve: I love bangkok. People are amazing!”
    — Maybe they think you're somebody famous, like Barry Manilow? #
  • Keep thinking its Wednesday today. But it's not is it? It's Tuesday. #
  • That snowy weather looks bad in Eastern US. #
  • 7 billion people on the planet? How come I haven't more followers? #
  • What exciting thing shall I do this afternoon? #
  • Waiting in for the gas man again. Somebody should write a song.
    "Weeeelll I'm sat here waiting for mah gas maaan. Oh yeeeaaahhh."
    Miaooow #
  • finished The Fourth Awakening by Rod Pennington and Jeffery A. Martin
    Reasonable .Two out of Five http://t.co/22YPwFa9 #Kindle #
  • Any volunteers to change the time to GMT on the conservatory clock. I may just hit it with a stick and buy a new clock. #lazypersonsclub #
  • Dear Diary,
    Filled the stapler up again! Why is it always me?
    Time to switch the kettle on and make coffee. #
  • I hope this Pearl Dickson track 'Little Rock Blues' is old and the stereo isn't shot. Crackle crackle. #
  • Damn power adapter failed on a wifi router. Cheap Chinese rubbish. #
  • £12 for a new power adapter for the wifi router. Must have thought I was buying the shop! #
  • It's the 75th anniversary of @bbc television. And, they're still showing the same programmes. (bet noone said that before). Only joking
    XXX #
  • Now is that a yellow led or a green led on my Kindle. Look the same to me. I know it's not red. #
  • Watching a programme about the development of television on @bbc4
    I'm not sure it'll ever catch on. #
  • We've been promised UK won't bail out Eurozone but we will pay extra to the IMF which *is* bailing out the Eurozone. You couldn't make it up #
  • The characters in the #Tintin film look botoxed to buggery. Even Snowy. I could with some of that. #
  • Those men who've done a 6 months simulated #Mars trip emerge today. Shall we all hide and let them think they're really on Mars? #
  • I'm living in twilight. #
  • Torrential rain for few hours yet people still letting #fireworks off. Why not wait til tomorrow (proper day) when weather should be better. #
  • Stand and de liver, your mummy or your wife. #
  • Not a very big crowd. #4Nations #
  • An #alien invasion force was halfway to Earth when they saw the #news So they turned round and went back home. #