• Bosses and exec officers got average pay rise of 49% compared to workers increase of just over 2%. #
  • I've just played the Trumpet Voluntary without using a trumpet. #
  • I wonder if you could ID people biometrically using audio of them breaking wind?
    Parrrp!!
    Hark! Here comes the vicar. #
  • Wish drinks wouldn't spill over the top, when you swirl them round, and go all over ones clean tee shirt. I say what utter rotten luck. #
  • Think I missed the [explicit] tag on that Kanye West track "Gold Digger".
    Good job granny wasn't listening. #