• My heads going 'boom boom' and the dog brings me the squeakiest toy she can find to play tuggy! #
  • I'm okay as long as I keep stroking her head but once I stop … squeak squeak squeak #BorderCollies eh? #
  • It's gales across the UK so we've news reporters on the edge of cliffs being buffeted to show "it's windy".
    Sigh we know. Stop it @BBCNews #
  • Will the wind ever stop? #
  • Those magpies sitting in the trees and screeching are getting on my wick! They need whistling lessons. #
  • Flippin cold last night. Somebody bung another bob in the meter. #
  • UBS has discovered a loss by a rogue trader of $2 billion. I know how they feel. I pay that much each month for gas and electricity. #
  • I have an urge for spring onions. Could that mean anything? #
  • Big dog poo in the middle of the garden. Looks like the Eiffel Tower. Well, Blackpool Tower anyway. #
  • Think I'll take the dog shopping. She likes shoplifting in the pet store. If I took her every day I could save pounds on feeding her. #
  • 99.9% of adverts are really crappy. I have to mute the sound because the soundtracks are so bad. Companies are wasting their (our?) money. #
  • Semi finals of 'The World Sheep Dog Trials' is on More4 at 7pm.
    My dog will be watching! #
  • Liverpool struggling a bit at Spurs. #
  • Bit of a massacre that game. #
  • Close up of #Chelsea fans. One's picking his nose. Great television. Put me right off my custard cream. #
  • Great win by Ireland at the World Sheep Dog Trials. Well done Becca. #sheepdogs #