• My heads going 'boom boom' and the dog brings me the squeakiest toy she can find to play tuggy! #
  • I'm okay as long as I keep stroking her head but once I stop … squeak squeak squeak #BorderCollies eh? #
  • It's gales across the UK so we've news reporters on the edge of cliffs being buffeted to show "it's windy".
    Sigh we know. Stop it @BBCNews #