• Just send me $50 and I'll send you absolutely nothing. Yes, that's right just $50 for this beautifully crafted nothing. Get 2 for just $110. #
  • Another music streaming service. Just what we need! Deezer. Must mean something in French. deezer.com tells me to push off cos I'm foreign!! #
  • Taxviper blog post: Another music streaming servic… http://t.co/8siH4Um #
  • I wonder why my blog does that? #
  • So windy today. Loads of pictures of waving plants on the camera (motion detector). #
  • England bowlers should reach about 200 mph with this wind behind them. #EngvIndODI #
  • Well of course it's cold, wet and windy at the #EngvIndODI it's autumn. Should have played in the summer when it was just cold and windy. #
  • Why am I not surprised there's no coverage of Englands 1-0 win in the @BBCNews app? Other than one line at the bottom of a murder story. #
  • Job vacancy at Yahoo then?
    I might apply but I'm not too sure about the daily commute. Does the bus run nearby? #
  • #ofcom have made a mess of our phone numbers. They should just add an extra 4 digits to each number. #
  • Wow the banks have made £43 billion by not having to pay interest to savers. I hope the government taxed it. #
  • Morrisons made £422 million in the first 6 months?
    I wondered where all my money went. #
  • With those power outages in the US I hope my servers are okay. And, the people as well of course. #
  • Says on this packet of Chedder cheese use before 22 Nov or once opened refrigerate and use within 4 days.
    Yeah sure. As if.
    4 days? Hahaha #
  • Why does the toilet roll always run out on me. It's a conspiracy by toilet roll makers. #
  • Taxviper blog post: Why does the toilet roll alway… http://t.co/jHmDMKU #
  • I shall now burst into song.
    Oi come back. Where's everybody going? #
  • Two probes have been sent to the Moon to see what's inside. Have #NASA never heard of "The Man in the Moon"? #
  • Taxviper blog post: I shall now burst into song.
    … http://t.co/fWJSJiv #
  • Amazing how it's always the numbers I don't pick that come up in the lotto draw. Next week I'll pick numbers I'm not picking. (?) #
  • Taxviper blog post: Amazing how it's always the nu… http://t.co/MG9us2F #
  • What's this shopping channel I've stumbled on selling? Hmmm the Genie Bra! Might watch this then.
    Blimey she's big. #
  • Taxviper blog post: What's this shopping channel I… http://t.co/cavCmYT #