• Well done all you hard working A-level persons. Commiserations to those who didn't get what they'd hoped for. Try try again. #alevelresults #
  • Thought somebody was playing a trombone outside. Turned out to be my stomach. Bring me food!! #
  • My stomach should be on 'Britains got talent'. It just played an inspired performance of Mozart's C minor concerto. #
  • Just moved another WordPress to another server. Amazing. But I've had enough now. I want food else I'm eating the dog. Here doggy… #
  • Pity it's raining at the KIA Oval. Nice up here. They should play at the Ricoh. #EngvInd #