• So warm today I may take off my fur lined overcoat. #
  • All my cpanel ssl certs expire today. Glad it's just a pushbutton job. It's too hot to faff about today. #
  • S. Korea buying gold as a safe haven? Our last #Labour government sold all ours off when gold price was rock bottom. Never did know why. #
  • I hate people who say "I always see the glass as half full"
    Morons. The glass is half empty! You drank half of it. It's emptying not filling #
  • That's the printer filled up. Have to order some more ink cartridges soon. #
  • My bird clocks gone wrong. It's singing the wrong bird songs. 🙁
    Needs rebooting. Or whatever taking the batteries out and back in's called #
  • It's 27C (81F) now. But I've kept my socks on. #
  • I'll have to solder that speaker wire that the mouse bit through. I have to keep yanking the twisted together wire to make the R spkr work. #
  • I'd walk barefoot around the garden, but, when you have a dog… #
  • Dog is getting stir crazy after all this rain today. Wonder if she wants a game of snooker or darts? #
  • Think I'll take up yodelling. Sounded pretty good this morning when I dropped a tin on my toe! #
  • I just fancy giraffe on toast now. #
  • Failing the availability of a giraffe I'll settle for beans on toast. #
  • That bag of cheese and onion crisps was all bits. They must have been playing footy with that bag in the shop. #