• By golly it's cold missus. #
  • Why did my Samba server need restarting today after working flawlessly for years? #
  • Hey @CheeseRations I've got a big bag of chicken nuggets for you. #
  • Is there anybody left in the Met now? I did see a cleaner earlier on the 6th floor wearing the Commissioners uniform and cap. #
  • I thought A6 was wrong @jjedmondson you could have put that in your pocket almost. #
  • Ugh. He just chopped that blokes ear off with his sword. #
  • So. Who's resigning today? #todaysresignation #
  • Why have I got a cold in July? I blame the #bbc for giving us bad weather. #
  • Here we go again. The old "viewers won't understand the threads in the #hacking scandal" line from @BBCNews
    Sigh! #
  • Shaving foam pie in the face for Rupert Murdoch at the #hacking hearings. #
  • She could have combed her hair for the committee. I though someone had left the mop behind after cleaning the foam up. #hacking #hackgate #
  • Don't tell anyone but I'm going to eat some cheese and onion crisps. Fed up of rabbit food! #
  • Does that jagged line like torn paper in the @twitter app mean I've missed tweets? #
  • I think #miliband has a fetish about #Coulson
    He can't stop talking about him. He is a robot. #
  • Getting funnel clouds locally. Some have touched down and turned into #tornadoes (or tomatoes as predictive text tries to write). #
  • Interesting news item on a UK solar farm in Notts. Pity there's no sun and it's raining. #
  • Given a choice between 4k HDTV or #3D I'd go for the #4kHDTV everytime. #
  • I see the non-stories are increasing now that @BBCNews don't have Parliament to fret over. A monkey with a twig, whatever next. #
  • The worlds gone mad! #
  • Kindle battery is flat. Start the generator. #