• St Swithin’s day, if thou dost rain, For forty days it will remain; St Swithin’s day, if you be fair, For forty days ’twill rain nae mair #
  • It's #Carmageddon !! #
  • Have to be careful with these updates. One false move and you've got a Yahoo toolbar. Oh bugger I twitched! #
  • Ayup why'd the screen go black? Oh yes a #windows reboot-after-update thingy. #
  • Must have been drunk when I chose this Vista theme. Looks like poo. #
  • The dog just appears out of thin air each time I open the fridge door. Amazing. #
  • Not a #golfer why do they hit the ball with their golfbats into long grass or sandpits? Wouldn't it be easier to aim for short grass by flag #