• Getting up at 5.30am is no fun. I feel like I've done a whole day already and am ready to go to bed now. #
  • MPs don't care a jot about newspaper #hacking which has gone on for years, they're just getting their own back for the expenses scandal. #
  • I love shuffle on my NAS audio streamer. Renee and Renato. Blimey who loaded that on? Altogether now…Save your love for meeeeeeee #
  • Ayup no wonder the dogs eating my toe her food bowls empty! #
  • Why have I wasted £1.50 on a EuroLotto ticket? Do I really believe in my wildest dreams that I'd win £166 million? #