Archive for June, 2011
Monday, June 27th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-06-28
That was a hot sticky night. Sweaty blubber everywhere. # The time to worry is when you're working 25 hour days. # #MetOffice issued a level 2 heatwave alert. Does that mean we're at war with another country? I can't keep count of who we're fighting. # Sun cream smells of coconut. Now I look […]
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
Oh Teen Wolf isn’t a nature fi…
Oh Teen Wolf isn’t a nature film about a young wolf then?
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
Having a gin and tonic without…
Having a gin and tonic without the gin.
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
Or sit in the bath and scrub m…
Or sit in the bath and scrub my back. The possibilities are unlimited. Go for a wee without climbing stairs.
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
This email promises a 4 inch e…
This email promises a 4 inch extension to my member. Wow I’ll be able to switch the TV off from my chair. Or play fetch with the dog!
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
They should put loads of big s…
They should put loads of big speed bumps down at #HamsHall or lots of broken glass like we have on our normal pavements. 🙂 @BBCCov_Newsroom
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
Sun cream smells of coconut. N…
Sun cream smells of coconut. Now I look and smell like a coconut. Stop those monkeys climbing up me. They’re after my nuts!
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
#MetOffice issued a level 2 he…
#MetOffice issued a level 2 heatwave alert. Does that mean we’re at war with another country? I can’t keep count of who we’re fighting.
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
The time to worry is when you’…
The time to worry is when you’re working 25 hour days.
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Monday, June 27th, 2011
That was a hot sticky night. S…
That was a hot sticky night. Sweaty blubber everywhere.