• It's all very well sleeping with my feet out the end of the bed but I worry that one day the dog will chew instead of lick. #
  • Well another day and #Aliens haven't landed on the White House front lawn. So much for #disclosure
    Buses late,trains late,aliens late. #
  • I never seem to win anything. Although I did win 2 tickets to a ballet once. Some guff about a swan faffing about. #
  • Well I didn't get a gong in this years #birthdayhonours for my services to nude #conker playing. #
  • Crisis. Out of #MushyPeas #
  • Own up. Who was it?
    Who turned shuffle on in #Windows Media Player?
    Was it YOU?
    Been driving me mad. #