Archive for June 3rd, 2011
Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-06-04
Hope @BBCBreaking are going to report every action of #mladic He's stood up, he's sat down. He just blinked, he scratched his nose etc etc. # #Breaking news. #mladic hasn't done anything for 2 minutes. No wait he's just … scratched his left ear!!OMG! # #breaking news #mladic just coughed. Full report and video later. […]
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-06-04
Hope @BBCBreaking are going to report every action of #mladic He's stood up, he's sat down. He just blinked, he scratched his nose etc etc. # #Breaking news. #mladic hasn't done anything for 2 minutes. No wait he's just … scratched his left ear!!OMG! # #breaking news #mladic just coughed. Full report and video later. […]
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-06-04
Hope @BBCBreaking are going to report every action of #mladic He's stood up, he's sat down. He just blinked, he scratched his nose etc etc. # #Breaking news. #mladic hasn't done anything for 2 minutes. No wait he's just … scratched his left ear!!OMG! # #breaking news #mladic just coughed. Full report and video later. […]
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
Stupid free papers. Ink gets e…
Stupid free papers. Ink gets everywhere.
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
I’ve just leaned on the paper …
I’ve just leaned on the paper and have tonight’s TV listing printed on my arm. Convenient. Oh wait it’s back to front. Poo!
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
I just heard about somebody sl…
I just heard about somebody slipping on a grape in #Asda and getting £10000 compensation. Blimey, bring out the grapes, I’m off to Asda.
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
I’m surprised there’s anything…
I’m surprised there’s anything left to hack at #Sony now. Just wonder why they need to collect so much personal data. Hope they’re sued.
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
New cream out for men that slo…
New cream out for men that slows down hair growth by 70%. Means you only have to shave every 3 wks. It’s organic and will be sold in Harrods
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
I fancy learning the bagpipes …
I fancy learning the bagpipes so I can walk the castle parapet at midnight in my kilt and sporran playing a haunting lament.
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Friday, June 3rd, 2011
I wish #Cameron would say some…
I wish #Cameron would say something controversial so we can have some different #breaking news.