• #endoftheworldconfessions I ate an out of date yoghourt once. #
  • I moved the sofa and nearly had a #rapture does that count? #
  • Dogs a magnet for greenfly. Like polyester trousers and the little expanded polystyrene bits in packaging. #
  • Poor parsley plant past peak. http://twitpic.com/50gq3u #
  • The women's FA cup final at the Ricoh today. Hopefully lots of goals and shirt whipping off celebrations. I know. Not PC but,snigger snigger #
  • Just been sniffing the permanent marker pen again. Trouble is the little black dots on my nose give the game away. #