• Why is vegetation green. It should be a nice shade of purple or even multicoloured. Green is so boring and so last year. #
  • My calendar reminders recently have been coming in late. Which idiot set them up? Oh me! #
  • The high compression utility I built is great. I can compress files down to zero bytes. Awesome.
    But I'm going to try and improve it. #
  • Watching this kid in an advert devour a sausage bap has made me hungry. Those aren't drums you can hear it's my stomach. #