• I woke up this morning with really grubby hands.
    I think I was abducted by aliens in the night who made me clean out their shed. #
  • No way all these so called "celebrities" with thousands of followers can be reading all their tweets. It's just about collecting numbers. #
  • Thinking of getting a parrot for intellectual conversation. #
  • #Fulham 0 #Liverpool 1 after 37 seconds. Yay! #
  • #Fulham 0 #Liverpool 2 after 6 minutes. Goodness me! #
  • #Fulham 0 #Liverpool 3 after 15 minutes. It's a rout! #
  • RT @FrantechCA @jjedmondson looking at a couple weeks, hopefully sooner 🙂 — and you gotta be quick ordering. Reeeeeeally quick 🙂 #
  • #Fulham 1 #Liverpool 4 after 70 minutes. Another hat-trick from Maxi! #
  • #Fulham 1 #Liverpool 5 after 75 minutes. Goal from Suarez! #