Sun 1 May 2011
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2011-05-02
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- I have to set the timeclock on the pebblepond fountain. It's a nightmare because the instructions are in non- standard English. #
- Why do they say on @amazonuk 'straight mens jeans'? Do they sell 'gay mens jeans'? What's the difference? Why the differentiation? #
- This for my 3k of writing @Twitter drivel. Yippee. Long live sore fingers and 140 character countdowns.
Do I get a signed mug from someone? # - One thing wrong with my cup of tea. I forgot to boil the water. #
- Look doggy 9 pm at night is not the right time to be running round the garden squeaking your squeaky toy. I'll have to face the neighbours. #
- So 5 million #Taliban escaped from an Afghan prison down a tunnel they'd dug. I knew it was a mistake sending them those old WWII POW films. #
- I wish #FIFA would give the two extra referees assistants flags to put on their sticks. #
- #ManUtd 0 #Schalke 0 at half time but only because of great goalkeeping by Neuer. #
- Forgot the dogs breakfast. No wonder she's been stalking me for half an hour slapping her chops and giving me evil looks. #
- Soon as I feed her she's off out. Doesn't want to know me. Typical. #
- I panicked over #Sony loosing the personal and private details of 77 million #Playstation users then realised I didn't have a Playstation. #
- #Sony say of the #Playstation data loss …the data might have fallen into the hands of an "unauthorised person"
…He must have big hands. # - If the #Playstation data is on a flash drive the "unauthorised person" could have stuck it anywhere. Even where the rising sun don't shine. #
- RT @SunnyRedd1 Im So Glade I dont have a #Playstation Right now #XBOX360 is my #System — I bet they'll be next. #
- 1.8 million people have made 20 million applications for #Olympic2012 #London2012 tickets. There's only 6.6 million available. #
- Tickets you get for #Olympics2012 might not be for the events you want to watch. It's all a lottery. You may want swimming and get dressage. #
- Don't know who picked the #Time100 Don't agree with 99.7% of the list.
Not saying that because I wasn't picked…again! # - I just touched a raw banana skin in the bin with my bare hands. #
- Obama releases birth certificate – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13212230 #
- RT @jjedmondson Just missed the bus by about 100 yards. Now to wait 10 mins.– You ate too much chicken. 🙂 #
- I once saw a picture of Prince William on @BBC can I be on @BBCBreaking please for the #RoyalWedding #
- Oh noes. People are trying to log in using the 77 million stolen #SonyPlaystation details. Help!
Wait a minute I haven't got a #Playstation # - RT @GarethDotDesign Remind me why we pay TV license, I'm struggling at the moment.. — else BBC executives would have to drink cheap wine. #
- Watching Starship Troopers 2. I'll have those funny dreams again about creepy crawlies. #
- I wore my special pants for the #RoyalWedding They're the same as normal pants only a bit fresher. #
- I wonder if Dave will do a re-run of the #RoyalWedding in a couple of years. #
- Why did Princess Beatrice wear a set of antlers for the #RoyalWedding Was it fancy dress. #
- So what are you going to report tomorrow @BBCNews ?
You'll just have to show @BBCClick instead. # - The dog did a standy up poo in the garden that looks like a flagpole. I should tie a little flag to it perhaps? #
- Trying to build up a wine cellar but I seem to drink it all before it gets to the cellar. #
- Apparently Wills and Kate got married yesterday. #RoyalWedding #BBCBreaking #
- Failed with cricket so I'm teaching the dog tennis. Trouble is she just chomps on the racquet and runs figure of eights with the ball. #
- #Chelsea should have done the honest thing and said their two goals against #Spurs weren't goals. #
- The wind is so strong the sparrows are surfing in the air. I can hear them singing "Wipe Out…" #
- Oh Noees 1-0 #
- Oh poop. #Ars 1 #ManUtd 0 #
- Show me your dongles. #
- The #Libyans have burnt down the #British #Embassy in Tripoli. How shameful. #
- Here we are with gale force winds in #Coventry the last two days and the weather forecasters on @BBCNews say it's "breezy".
Pah! # - RT @BBCBreaking Former boxer Cooper dies aged 76 — That's Sir Henry Cooper #