Archive for April, 2011
Thursday, April 14th, 2011
Whatever happened to the Emper…
Whatever happened to the Emperor Ming? You don’t see much of him these days.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2011
So if you’re a #European websi…
So if you’re a #European website you need my explicit consent to store or access information on my computer. So be warned. We’re after you.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2011
Don’t do that Doggy. Suddenly …
Don’t do that Doggy. Suddenly stare into the top corner of the room. You’ll freak me out.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2011
If I joined all the spoons in …
If I joined all the spoons in the world together I’d have… a long spoon.
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Thursday, April 14th, 2011
That sliced beef sandwich with…
That sliced beef sandwich with a big dollop of English mustard was nice. Should I beg another one or is that just plain greedy?
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-04-13
Just started to rain. Don't mind this time as it'll water in the fertiliser I've put down. Save me the job of watering it in. # The rain from earlier lasted all of 5 secs with about 12 raindrops. Despite @BBC weather forecasting rain all day! Need to water the grass. # Put a load […]
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Now I need a poo. Another 15 m…
Now I need a poo. Another 15 minutes lost. It’s all go today and it still hasn’t rained. My grass fertiliser needs watering in please.
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
No wonder they never used #Win…
No wonder they never used #Windows PC’s in early Roman times in Britain. Take too long to start up and your woad would need redoing.
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Still have two more #Windows P…
Still have two more #Windows PC’s to run updates on. Sigh. That’s a whole day almost lost to #Microsoft
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Wednesday, April 13th, 2011
Looks like an anti #Windows da…
Looks like an anti #Windows day for me. Still it’ll give the @BBC and @BBCNews some respite. Not to mention the #weather department.