• I once saw a picture of Prince William on @BBC can I be on @BBCBreaking please for the #RoyalWedding #
  • Oh noes. People are trying to log in using the 77 million stolen #SonyPlaystation details. Help!
    Wait a minute I haven't got a #Playstation #
  • RT @GarethDotDesign Remind me why we pay TV license, I'm struggling at the moment.. — else BBC executives would have to drink cheap wine. #
  • Watching Starship Troopers 2. I'll have those funny dreams again about creepy crawlies. #