• Forgot the dogs breakfast. No wonder she's been stalking me for half an hour slapping her chops and giving me evil looks. #
  • Soon as I feed her she's off out. Doesn't want to know me. Typical. #
  • I panicked over #Sony loosing the personal and private details of 77 million #Playstation users then realised I didn't have a Playstation. #
  • #Sony say of the #Playstation data loss …the data might have fallen into the hands of an "unauthorised person"
    …He must have big hands. #
  • If the #Playstation data is on a flash drive the "unauthorised person" could have stuck it anywhere. Even where the rising sun don't shine. #
  • RT @SunnyRedd1 Im So Glade I dont have a #Playstation Right now #XBOX360 is my #System — I bet they'll be next. #
  • 1.8 million people have made 20 million applications for #Olympic2012 #London2012 tickets. There's only 6.6 million available. #
  • Tickets you get for #Olympics2012 might not be for the events you want to watch. It's all a lottery. You may want swimming and get dressage. #
  • Don't know who picked the #Time100 Don't agree with 99.7% of the list.
    Not saying that because I wasn't picked…again! #
  • I just touched a raw banana skin in the bin with my bare hands. #
  • Obama releases birth certificate – http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13212230 #
  • RT @jjedmondson Just missed the bus by about 100 yards. Now to wait 10 mins.– You ate too much chicken. 🙂 #