• So 5 million #Taliban escaped from an Afghan prison down a tunnel they'd dug. I knew it was a mistake sending them those old WWII POW films. #
  • I wish #FIFA would give the two extra referees assistants flags to put on their sticks. #
  • #ManUtd 0 #Schalke 0 at half time but only because of great goalkeeping by Neuer. #