• Great #Windows having 24 updates with 2 auto reboots and 30 mins to do it, some users will be switching off.#Microsoft should explain better #
  • The #Windows update pages are next to useless and tell you sod all. #
  • Looks like an anti #Windows day for me. Still it'll give the @BBC and @BBCNews some respite. Not to mention the #weather department. #
  • Still have two more #Windows PC's to run updates on. Sigh. That's a whole day almost lost to #Microsoft #
  • No wonder they never used #Windows PC's in early Roman times in Britain. Take too long to start up and your woad would need redoing. #
  • Now I need a poo. Another 15 minutes lost.
    It's all go today and it still hasn't rained. My grass fertiliser needs watering in please. #
  • That sliced beef sandwich with a big dollop of English mustard was nice. Should I beg another one or is that just plain greedy? #
  • If I joined all the spoons in the world together I'd have… a long spoon. #
  • Don't do that Doggy. Suddenly stare into the top corner of the room. You'll freak me out. #
  • So if you're a #European website you need my explicit consent to store or access information on my computer. So be warned. We're after you. #