Archive for April 1st, 2011
Friday, April 1st, 2011
Twitter Updates for 2011-04-02
April 1st already. I've put a photo of bird seed in the bird feeders to #aprilfool the birds. OK I haven't really. Didn't have a photo. # My stomach sounds like the London Underground. When theyre not on strike. Sort of long distant rumbling. # Just seen Colonel Gaddafi going up the street. Or it […]
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
Some guy in a police uniform k…
Some guy in a police uniform knocked on my door this morning. Told him I wasn’t falling for it and knocked his hat off! My case is up in May
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
RT @DreamHost We’ve got new ow…
RT @DreamHost We’ve got new owners! http://cot.ag/g2z84E Read on to see what this means for you and your sites. ^BD –I’ll look tomorrow.
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
I’m colder than a polar bears …
I’m colder than a polar bears left testicle. Oh bollocks can I say testicle on Twitter?
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
Uhuh brown envelope on the doo…
Uhuh brown envelope on the doormat from H. M. Revenue and Customs! I’ll beat it with a stick first.
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
I need a Cobra right now after…
I need a Cobra right now after seeing that mouse flit across the conservatory door way.
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
Maybe that Cobra snook back in…
Maybe that Cobra snook back into the Reptile House after a night or two out on the tiles. Unless he heard a flute playing somewhere.
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Friday, April 1st, 2011
They found that Cobra that was…
They found that Cobra that was missing from #BronxZoo Reptile House. He was curled up … in the Reptile House. Didn’t they look properly?