• RT @Citrix_Server Who the hell wants to hear actors talk? H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.– How right he was. #
  • Strange. I don't remember eating that. #
  • Not much call for a 42" iPad I suppose? #
  • Defrosting the freezer (the one that the leaflet said will never ice up) and it's drip drip drip keeps making me want to go for a wee. Weeee #
  • I have another pimple on my bum. Damn chocolate eggs. #