• I'll just turn on the TV news and see what the headlines are.
    Ah. #
  • Seems #TheArabLeague are backing out of support for UN resolution 1973. Maybe we *should* just leave them to fight. But the innocents suffer #
  • Hmm France have fined Google 100,000 euro over the street view data gathering incident. Oh dear that could bankrupt them. #
  • That old rhetoric again. "You're only after our oil"
    Where do #Arab countries and #Libya think their billions in oil revenue comes from? #
  • Seems @BBC and @bbcnews have a fetish about asking the same question over and over about trying to kill Gadaffi. Move on for heavens sake. #
  • These news "interviewers" should stick with magazine items about kids playing football. Ah sanity. The weatherman #bbcnews #
  • Why is a sparrow trying to carry off a two foot long branch? It'll never succeed.
    It needs to saw it in half first. #
  • I wish people would write dates properly and not backwards. I thought 4/3/11 was the 4th of March but it's the 3rd April.It's very confusing #
  • Back to gardenininingning. #
  • Oh dear a US F15 crashed in *****. Hope they're okay. #
  • Apparently the F15 pilot is safe and with the rebels. Mechanical problems with the Eagle. #
  • Second F15 crew member recovered safe. #
  • A horse gave me a slurp earlier. I can still taste it. #
  • That's all you want marching towards you whilst your sitting on the toilet, a two inch hairy spider with a menacing look. #
  • I stamped my foot and old hairy did a u-turn and bimbled off. #
  • Little beggars back trying to snatch my pants. Geroff!! #
  • I wouldn't mind ordinarily but a spider that big should be paying me rent. #
  • Very pleasant listening to that bird whistle but I wish he'd learn a new tune. We've had this one for an hour.
    Sounds like a stuck record. #
  • Kids today don't know what "sounds like a stuck record" means.
    Don't get stuck MP3's. #
  • It's #budget day and I hope none of the media like #bbcnews or #skynews will use the hackneyed phrase "we'll have in-depth analysis for you" #
  • We've had a couple of #budget #media phrases from @bbcnews "expert analysis" and "gauging opinion". Sigh! #
  • I bet the chancellor feels a right prawn holding the #budget box up like that. Just for a photo opportunity. We know it only holds his lunch #
  • The #BBCNews are live from Hull!
    Where?
    It's up north somewhere I think. Where the whippets live.
    Ayup lad. #
  • Eyes down here we go. #BBCBudget #
  • A whole penny off petrol! I'll be able to actually start the car now instead of pushing it everywhere. #
  • I was hoping for something more along the lines of one pound per litre off.
    Oh well. #
  • Dunno what this Chardy will be like. It was half price and it's Californian! #
  • Why has Harman got a set of Christmas baubles round her neck? Has she been to a party? @bbcnews #
  • On second bottle of this Californian Chardonnay now and getting a taste for it. My legs have gone already though and my lips are all rubbery #
  • Mind you I think I could still drive providing I could use both sides of the road and everybody else went to bed. #
  • Time for a wee. Nature should have provided bigger tanks or utilised wing-tip tanks like with aircraft. #
  • Wish @BBC and @BBCNews would stop glorifying Grant. He is a convicted criminal or rapist *NOT* "The Nightstalker". #
  • Clampdown on MP's #parliament #expenses didn't last long. It's heads back into the trough for our #mp #039;s whilst the public suffers cutbacks. #
  • I am now infusing my teabag.
    I lead such an exciting life. #
  • Lenticular prints cost nearly £5 each. Yikes I'll stick with my stereo cards I think. Unless I can find a sugar mommy somewhere. #
  • Be very confusing now that @BBC Digital Planet has changed it's name to Click. @bbcclick #
  • No wonder dog never brought her bowl in for breakfast. It was upside down under the coffee table. She was pushing it round trying to flip it #
  • Look at these nits in London. Country bankrupted by #Labour and now they're marching against cuts. Just is no more money. No alternatives. #
  • Dozed off and the heating was on. Everybody woke up poached. #