• That old rhetoric again. "You're only after our oil"
    Where do #Arab countries and #Libya think their billions in oil revenue comes from? #
  • Seems @BBC and @bbcnews have a fetish about asking the same question over and over about trying to kill Gadaffi. Move on for heavens sake. #
  • These news "interviewers" should stick with magazine items about kids playing football. Ah sanity. The weatherman #bbcnews #
  • Why is a sparrow trying to carry off a two foot long branch? It'll never succeed.
    It needs to saw it in half first. #
  • I wish people would write dates properly and not backwards. I thought 4/3/11 was the 4th of March but it's the 3rd April.It's very confusing #
  • Back to gardenininingning. #
  • Oh dear a US F15 crashed in *****. Hope they're okay. #
  • Apparently the F15 pilot is safe and with the rebels. Mechanical problems with the Eagle. #
  • Second F15 crew member recovered safe. #
  • A horse gave me a slurp earlier. I can still taste it. #
  • That's all you want marching towards you whilst your sitting on the toilet, a two inch hairy spider with a menacing look. #
  • I stamped my foot and old hairy did a u-turn and bimbled off. #
  • Little beggars back trying to snatch my pants. Geroff!! #
  • I wouldn't mind ordinarily but a spider that big should be paying me rent. #